Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Balki Kees!

So, this guy kissed you? Eh?

Well, I would have run up and kissed you, too. I would have also mentioned how chapped your lips were. Or how red your face was. Or how mussed your hair was.

Oh, darling! I would never have said those things! I would have offered you Burt's Bees Wax and rubbed your face and smoothed your hair with Bed Head gel.

I would have also kissed you. On the cheek. Because that's where a princess like you should be kissed.