Dear Pippa Middleton,
I think you are fabulous. You are beautiful, stylish... and a royal-in-law. I love you. I am a homosexual man. I am also several years older than you. There seems to be no reason in the world why you and I should be together. Except for the fact that I would worship and adore the ground you walk on.
What better husband is there than a gay one? I can help you dress. I will go shopping with you. I will go out with you and make everyone know how amazing you are.
This was meant to be.
Love,
Peter-Lawrence Pope
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