Thursday, October 27, 2011

Reason to Marry Me #3: Christmas Dinners Will Never Be the Same

So, let's get the obvious out of the way. I am an African-American homosexual. That's reason enough to get your parents' knickers (heh, that sounds like another word) in a bunch. But, I'm also an atheist. So besides the fact that my last name is Pope and that the Church of England has a sordid history with Popes, I bring to the pudding table my non-belief in your god. The tabloids would eat this up with a spoon.

And this is just the kind of exposure you need. You don't want a sex scandal on your hands. You need something that is seemingly everyday, but still interesting. Enter the black, gay, atheist husband of the Duchess's sister.

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